Bring out the guillotine.

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

ripporcelain666:

Darkroom San Francisco

austere-fallen-angel:

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IS IT REALLY THAT RELATABLE?

sabsypants:

bcfurs:

"i’ve never watched lord of the rings"

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"there’s no character development"

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"the movies are too long"

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"it doesn’t even make sense"

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Slightly positive he is where I got my sass from.

mangoestho:

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

GATDAMN THAT IS TRUE.