Bring out the guillotine.
sabsypants:

I am bad at dieting



But ur awesome at cannolis

sabsypants:

I am bad at dieting

But ur awesome at cannolis
 - the SKELETON MAN
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silvermender:

catbountry:

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

im dying squirtle

this is all i needed in my life

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if nicole kidman named her kid TeenDude then they would be TeenDude kidman and if you dont think thats the coolest name ever you’re wrong

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cutter of their dragon OC !!

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cutter of their dragon OC !!

is it possible to draw how awkward it is to decide whether or not to hold the door open for someone who you can't tell whether or not is too far away to be awkward?
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